Excerpts from a book I'll never write

I think there’s one thing that everyone can agree on, and that’s the fact that we’re living in strange times. Toilet paper is being hoarded, airports are empty, and birthday’s are being celebrated on a conferencing app. With the majority of people self isolating and working from home, they’ve found themselves with free time on their hands to try and occupy themselves. Images of perfectly organised Tupperware cupboards are filling my feed, and new “At Home Workout” videos are making their way across the internet. Despite the fact that I’m still working like normal (essential worker over here), I still feel the need to try and achieve these new feats like everyone else. While the past three years my health has improved, I’m still burdened with the effects of chronic illness. Between brain surgery number one and two I was on an incomprehensible amount of medications for my autoimmune condition, and pain medications around the clock. Now, post-surgery number two, I’m